Hello there! I'm Fabian Vehlken

Publications

After exercising the old bean, we came up with these:

"Exercising the old bean" is a phrase frequently used by Bertie Wooster in P.G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves books.

Talks

"Does it talk?" "Not really, no."
Part of Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch in reference to a slug (Flying Circus S01E08)
Luckily I'm not a slug